[singing to the tune of Starship's We Built This City]
We built this sausage!
We built this sausage.
We built this sausage in a sauuusaaage roooooOOOooll.
Someone's always playing delicatesan games.
Who cares they're always changing delicatesan names.
We just want some small goods. Someone cut the line.
Why can't they take a number - just like everyone else?!
I'm gonna place my order, so listen here deariooo.
I'd like a kilo, of chorizo, please oh