On the tram into the city one cold morning. I have my headphones on but I'm guessing an elderly chap behind me is being amusing from the faces on the passengers around me. I take off my headphones as I approach my stop. Another passenger departs and the old guy moves across to sit on the now free seat next to his wife. The young chap chatting with him comments
"Too cold for you?"
"This? No! It doesn't bother me - I'm a young man!"