Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Vampire Doobees and Squishiness

I'm addicted to the Melbourne Goth Forum! Just thought I'd explain the dearth of posts here.

My new word is 'doobee' as in ,
'Where's the doobee that fits on my electric toothbrush?'
'You put the solution into the doobee the pull the trigger. Voila, bubbles!'
A replacement word for 'thingy' since my Dad uses that now. This is cuter and it reminds me of Mr DoBee from Romper Room. Used to have a plush toy of him.

Woke up with two little bite marks about an inch from each other, on my belly. Does this mean I've been bitten by a vampire in the night ;P Well mozzies do drink human blood - as well as any other blood the little bitches* can get their faces into. Last week at soccer there seemed to be a plague of them. Couldn't stand still without them settling on you. Drove me nutty with the flapping about and noises - and that was just me. I was goalie for 10 minutes at the most. In that time I killed at least 6 of them on me. Another 6 probably drew blood and got away with it.

Thanks for your concern about my BEST friend who fell off the ladder. I'll be sure to pass on that deluge of comments to him. Did I mention he has read this blog? He could have been paralysed you know. He isn't but he could have been if it wasn't for squishy rocket toys. Although he wouldn't have been up that ladder at that time, if it wasn't for squishy rocket toys getting caught on the lighting grid. Damn and thank goodness for squishy rockets! As it is, he won't be back at work for a while yet and is relying on meds for his mobility.

*Only the females drink blood. They need the extra nutrition to produce eggs. The males drink nectar.

6 comments:

Mel said...

I'm envious of anyone that possesses a level of co-ordination that can simultaneously act as goalie AND kill mozzies at the same time! Even just ten minutes!

Man, I'd so be calling the game off ;)

Brownie said...

Oh Mel, Lady Meerkat is a GOTH Goalie - the mozzies were SCARED to death!

Disappearing Boy said...

Goth ... bwahahaaa .. schyeah ... sure ;P

Lady Meerkat said...

If was a goth I probably wouldn't be playing soccer out in the late afternoon sun, or avoiding black clothes on such occasions (too hot in the sun!).

Ozfemme said...

I had a Doobee placemat! With a special place on it for my Doobee mug of milk.....Showing our age by remembering things like that, you know!!

Lady Meerkat said...

Aw that's so cute! Bah, I don't care. I look younger than I am so it always surprises people when I tell my age :D