How to drain, open and deflesh a coconut.

I learnt how to process a mature coconut via my dad. Use a corkscrew to drill out two of the 'eyes'. Flip over and sit over a glass to drain the water.  Use a wood saw to carefully cut in half. You can create a perimeter or just cut right through. Rinse sawdust off with water. Use a butter/table knife to remove flesh. Start from the cut edge, score the flesh then push the blade flat against the shell and twist. It will pop right off with the edible brown skin. If you don't want that you can shave it off with a knife or peeler. 

Concrete Block Street Art

Western end of Bourke Street Mall, August 2017.

Plumbing the 80s

Or possibly late 1970s

#tapthat

Found in a bag of kids' trading cards at hardwaste earlier in the year.

How to: decorate indoor pot plants with old bonbon cases

A little brainwave I had today and thought others would appreciate. With the festive day approaching, consider saving used bonbon cases to decorate your small indoor plant pots next year. A home potted up plant decorated with bonbon cases would also make a nice gift 🎁

Peel apart and break apart the case into three sections. You only need two sections to complete a pot wrap 

Use the existing paper tab and slot to join two sections together. Alternatively a little sticky tape can be used.

Cut off the zigzag edges. I've used a stainless steel ruler and cutting knife for the neatest result but scissors are fine if you prefer. 

Check height fit on pot and trim back so cardboard won't get wet when watering your plant.

Tape in position tab side first.

Tape end snugly in place.

All done! 

You can coordinate your pots by using the different designs/colour ways from the same box of bonbons. 

🎄✨Merry Christmas!✨🎄

Dr Rabbit

Is in the uncanny valley...

Would you like flies with that?

Pants with pockets

I kinda want to see these pants because, to be honest, I haven't seen an octopus wearing track pants. Enquiring minds wants to know.

Please do not feed the birds

Especially the ones with human heads.

See you at the bitter end.

"There's lemons on sale again."

#mondegreen #lifeonmars #ripdavidbowie
Today would have been David Bowie's 70th birthday :(

There is some debate as the whether the real song lyric is Lennon or Lenin. Liner sheets say Lennon.

Weird window prop

At Michael's camera shop in Melbourne CBD. Not sure how this prop is relevant to any of this and it's just a weird/creepy prop in of itself.